MackN
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Too Hard too get to manuver
Any help on relieving this pressure will be extremely appreciated.
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Stefan
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Reged: 06/13/02
Posts: 8289
Loc: Venice, CA, USA
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If you rub it feveriously, the rails will soften it up! 
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MackN
Billy Hamilton status
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I'm still rubbing it but the rails are getting harder , thanks for the input none-the-less.
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Stefan
Kelly Slater status
Reged: 06/13/02
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Loc: Venice, CA, USA
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Obviously you are not rubbing hard enough.
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
Reged: 04/22/02
Posts: 5212
Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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bwahahahaha!!!! Stop rubbing your stick...  freakin' crazy stuff... laughing laughing...
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
Reged: 04/22/02
Posts: 5212
Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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maybe you need to alter your rubbing?
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MackN
Billy Hamilton status
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I'm using a rolling pin , exerting alot of pressure , its starting to turn RED.
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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quote:
Originally posted by MackN:
I'm using a rolling pin , exerting alot of pressure , its starting to turn RED.
I'm starting to worry about you MackN!! Perhaps you need some visuals? LOL
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MackN
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I'm not well sndcrtr, my fiancee just caught me red faced rubbing feverishly on it !!
She gave me am ultimatum.
Either stop rubbing on it or put it im the garage, does this put it in the garage have a double meaning?
I just wanted it to loosen up, a bit !!
haha
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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she should've assisted you in the rubbing...I bet that would've helped the stick maneuver bettah 
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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ah yes, the garage does have a double meaning... everything does with women!!
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MackN
Billy Hamilton status
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Sndctr do you wax Stephans up before he put5s it inthe ocean?
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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bwahahahah, No!!! Not yet anyway!! We wax our own sticks... He likes sex wax, I use sticky bumps... I am stopping now... somebody might smack me... LOL at ya MackN! [This message has been edited by sndcrtr (edited 11-14-2002).]
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jaxbchdude
Gerry Lopez status
Reged: 01/10/02
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Careful...grandma says you'll go blind if you rub it too much !
jbd
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Who's Your Daddy
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Reged: 01/10/02
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Loc: Carlsbad, California
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quote:
Originally posted by jaxbchdude:
Careful...grandma says you'll go blind if you rub it too much !
jbd
...or get a "staff" infection! Right ccg?
-Out!
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MackN
Billy Hamilton status
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I have mine in the garage next to the little boat I had it it between the two mounds of sand but when I moved it up further to ensure the fins wouldn't get bumped the tip got wet , surrounded by my protective shield , swallowing ,gasping, for one more breath I screamed with a joyous scream thank you Father God for giving me this stick I feel so much pleasure when I wax it up .
I must admit I feel a bit guilty rubbing on it with the rolling pin seemed a bit excessive and if I have offended anyone, may you too take you stick out of it's hiding place give it salittle rub a dub and seek pleasure in the ocean we can call the ocean of life.
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Phi1
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Reged: 05/21/02
Posts: 2607
Loc: Santucky, Ca
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quote:
Originally posted by jaxbchdude:
Careful...grandma says you'll go blind if you rub it too much !
jbd
That's because you're always squinting when you do it. 
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hilldo
Duke status
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Posts: 17132
Loc: Houston, Texas, USA
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If you watched "Shock Video" on HBO last night you would have seen an age-old abbo way to rub your stick with a stick.Talk about a friggin masochist! GeEZ!
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MackN
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I'm blind I'm blind !!
Oh I had my eyes closed.I checked my palm for hair and it didn't have any so I'm clear on that one. Whewwwww
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Posts: 5212
Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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I saw that Shock Video over the weekend!!
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MackN
Billy Hamilton status
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Truth ios the last three yearsI probably have spent more hours rubbing on it instead of riding on it, waiting for a Magic Jeanie to pop out and take me back to the land of plenty.
Don't wish just do it. Head West young man before you get stuck in a rut and trick yourself into believing that the land of plenty is for everyone else. ps: Bring the keiki
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hilldo
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Loc: Houston, Texas, USA
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quote:
Originally posted by sndcrtr:
I saw that Shock Video over the weekend!!
Sick, wasn't it? Brings a whole new meaning to "beating the meat". . . And what about potato girl??? Made me want to pass on my french fries at lunch today. . . Anything for the camera I guess.
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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potato girl was hysterical!!! I was laughing... as she carved away...then she ate the head off!!! Yikes... how they elaborated how she selected her vegies!!
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sndcrtr
Miki Dora status
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Posts: 5212
Loc: Istanbul,Turkey
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what about the Japanese chick snapping forks!!!
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hilldo
Duke status
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Posts: 17132
Loc: Houston, Texas, USA
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Yeah, when she bit the potato I got a little tingle down south. . .My potato was mashed at that point. . . There are some sick f-u-c-k-s on that show... Here piggy, piggy!
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hilldo
Duke status
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Loc: Houston, Texas, USA
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quote:
Originally posted by sndcrtr:
what about the Japanese chick snapping forks!!!
Oh shiznit, I forgot about her, and the chopsticks. Honey, you wanna go have sushi tonight? Uhhh. . . NO! Let's not even go there- and you know what else I'm talking about- absolute FREAKS! Sickening.
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